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The Dude
10-06-2004, 01:10 AM
Here are some wrong but funny meanings for famous Abbreviations:

MICROSOFT - Morons In Califronia Really Oughta Send Out Fixes TODAY!!
MICROSOFT - Monkeys In Cuba Rarely Often See Our Free Trade
ASTON-MARTIN - Another Strut To Overhaul Nightly; Many Apperant Repairs To Internal Nubs [Wheel Bushings]
BENTLEY- Beautiful Engine Needing To Last Enduring Years
MG - Mostly Garbage
LOTUS - Leaking Oil To Under Side
PUGEOT - Push Until Garaged Every Other Time
JAGUAR - Just A Gauge Under Another Repair
MOPAR - Many Overpriced Pathetic Auto Repairs
SATURN - Same Agonizing Trend; Under Repair Normally
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
TOYOTA - Tranny Often Yearning Over The Ages
MAZDA - Many Arrogant Zilched Dumb A$$es [Driving]
CITREON - Crummy Internal Transaxle Repaired Every Other Night
RENAULT - Repair Estimate Not Affordable Until Light-years Time
DODGE - Does Often Die Greatly,Excessively
GMC - Garage Man's Companion or General Mess of Crap
GMC - Gotta Mechanic Coming
HTML - Hideous Text-Mangling Language
JOB - Just Over Broke (used by Amway reps)
IBM - International Big Momma
IBM - Idiots Being Morons
SOL - sweet ole lady
DARE - Drugs are Rarely Excellent
TAP - Take Another Plane
QANTAS (Australian) - Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service
TWA - Try Walking Across
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Underhanded Metrics
CAD - Computer Aided Disaster
IBM - I Buy Macintosh
BBS - Be Broke Soon
FYI - Free Young Idiot
PONTIAC - Poor old Nun thinks its a cadillac
KODA - Kids on drugs association (School near me)
FORD - Fix or Repair daily
PINTO - Put in nickel to operate
ROFLMAO- Rumplestiltskin Offspring Fly Like Monkeys At Oxford
IRD - Idiot Resuming Dumbness
RTFM - Ready To Fly Monkeys
IRC - Idiots Really Chat
OTC - Often Taken Contiunosly
WTF - Wheres Tom Fenry?
AM - Absolutly Magnificant
PM - Precedes Midnight
TRAIN - The Rest Are Interestingly Naughty
PHONE - Please Help Oscar Navigate Everywhere
SCAMS - Some Children Are Malicious Scumbags
IBM - I've been moved (kind of an inside joke at IBM)
WWJD - What would Jerry (garcia) do?
MAC - machine always crash
DSL - Dumb Soar Losers
GMC - Good Mexican Car
CRTC - Creeps Ruining Television for Canadians.
Macintosh - Most Applications Crash If Not The Operation System Hangs
CHEVROLET - Clatters Heavily,Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Modem - Mike Often Does Eats Mice
HP - Help Please
DELL - Doesn't even like linux
COMPAQ - Couldn't Operate Microsoft, Probably Already Quit
PPR - Post Per Request
PP - PainPal
ASP - Another Suckers Problem
AMD - Another Manmade Disaster
MOR - Mom On the RUn
AOL - Almost Online
MSN - More Suckers Needed
STFU - Sorry Team Fury Unavailibe
STFU - Southern Tenant Farmer Union
THE DUDE - These Here Eavesdroppers Do Underhanded Deeds Everyday
SPRINT - South Pacific Runners Institute Nomination Team
JSP - Junky Stupid Programming
STFU - Shoulda tried free unix
FORD - Found On Road Dead
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
HOST - Heavy Objects Sit Tightly!
NERD - Network Emergency Response Dude
US ARMY - Uncle Sam Ain't Recognized Me Yet
MARINE - Many Are Reading Internet Novels Everyday.
BMW - Brings Me Women!
FORD - Fast Only Running Downhill
NOOB - Nerd Out Of Bed
SIA - Sit in Agony
SP - Sure Pass
NYP - Not Yet Pass
RP - Rarely Pass
NP - No Pass
SMU - Singapore's Men Unit
ITALY - I Trust And Love You
MSN - Messy Sucky Network
Ford - Flooded On Rainy Day
Ford - Failed On Recent Drive.
Ford - Failure On Road, Delayed
CITGO - Crazy Idiot's Tanker Got Owned
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
GMC - Gets More Chicks
AM - A Miracle
FLAG - Flying Loosely Around Georgia
USSR - Under Severe Strain Regardless
MOSCOW - Make Only Short Cakes On Wensday
UK - Understanding Knowledge
USA - Understanding Saints Around
CANADA - Caring And Noticing All Driving Aspects
MEXICO - Mike Eats Xtra In California Only
CUBA - Close Underhanded Bickering Arenas
OLDVERSION - On Lovely Days Veterans Earn Respect Spitting In Others Neighboorhoods


10-17-2004, 09:55 PM
I believe that this would be a pnuemonic, and not an abbreviation.

But yes, they are quite funny.

Dios le bendiga

11-04-2004, 02:01 AM
Nice :lol: