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The Dude
03-27-2005, 08:59 PM
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $3.50
Chicken Sandwich: $4.50
Hand Job: $10.00

After checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three beautiful blondes serving drinks to a wide eyed group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich." http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/thedude/rofl.gif

Guest
03-28-2005, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by The Dude@Mar 27 2005, 09:59 PM
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $3.50
Chicken Sandwich: $4.50
Hand Job: $10.00

After checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three beautiful blondes serving drinks to a wide eyed group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich." http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/thedude/rofl.gif
an old high school joke first heard it 1981 god thats old