Chinese Proverbs

[The Dude]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Panties not best thing on earth, but panties next to best thing on earth.

It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[Windows 98SE]

you gonna have 600 by today?????

[the gaffer]

you gonna have 600 by today?????

you perhaps would be close yourself if you just used the one account and stopped changing user names,its not about post counts its about adding good content and not pointless digs at people.

[The Dude]

Man who fights with wife all day has no piece at night.

He who farts in church must sit in own pew.

Female pilot who flies upside down have crack up.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

[the gaffer]

and my favourite of all time dude,and there is nothing more true than this.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.