~~~ Ten Pearls ~~~

[The Dude]

TEN PEARLS

1) The most damaging 1 letter word "I":-avoid it.

2) The most satisfying 2 letter word "WE":-use it.

3) The most poisonous 3 letter word "EGO":-kill it.

4) The most used 4 letter word "LOVE":-value it.

5) The most pleasing 5 letter word "SMILE":-keep it.

6) The fastest spreading 6 letter word "RUMOUR":-ignore it.

7) The most enviable 7 letter word "SUCCESS":-achieve it.

8) The most evil 8 letter word "JEALOUSY":- distance it.

9) The most powerful 9 letter word "KNOWLEDGE": -acquire it.

10) The most essential 10 letter word "CONFIDENCE" :-trust it.

[the gaffer]

dude you been smoking funnystuff or just hitting the bottle again.