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Thread: A Joke

  1. #11
    Join Date
    Dec 2003


    Nelson Mandela was having a quiet pre - lunch drink on his verandah when a truck pulls up and out jumps a Hong Kong Chinese guy ... 6000 ladiator hoses sign here please.... I didn't order this stuff protested Mandela, bugger off.
    Next day the same Chinese guy turns up with 4500 sets of blake pads.....Nelson is very fed up and tells the guy to f**k off. The poor Chinese guy looks very put out and puzzled and asks......................

    You not Nissan Maindealer

  2. #12


    A married couple were getting divorced and went before the judge to settle custody of their 5 year old son.

    The judge asked the boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?"

    "Oh no". said the boy, "she beats me."

    "Very well", said the judge, "do you want to live with your father?"

    "Oh no", replied the boy again, "he beats me too."

    "OK then", the judge answered, "who do you want to live with then?"

    "The Toronto Maple Leafs", answered the boy, "they never beat anyone."


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