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Thread: Sandwiches

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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    Cheese Sandwich: $3.50
    Chicken Sandwich: $4.50
    Hand Job: $10.00

    After checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three beautiful blondes serving drinks to a wide eyed group of men.

    "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

    "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes" she purrs "I am."

    The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

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    Originally posted by The Dude@Mar 27 2005, 09:59 PM
    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    Cheese Sandwich: $3.50
    Chicken Sandwich: $4.50
    Hand Job: $10.00

    After checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three beautiful blondes serving drinks to a wide eyed group of men.

    "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

    "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes" she purrs "I am."

    The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."
    an old high school joke first heard it 1981 god thats old


 

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