Welcome guest, is this your first visit? Create Account now to join.
  • Login:

Welcome to the OldVersion.com Forums.

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed.

Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1

    Default Chinese Proverbs

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Panties not best thing on earth, but panties next to best thing on earth.

    It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

  2. #2
    Beta
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Nova Scotia
    Posts
    181

    Default

    you gonna have 600 by today?????

  3. #3
    Administrator
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Uk
    Posts
    1,450

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Windows 98SE View Post
    you gonna have 600 by today?????
    you perhaps would be close yourself if you just used the one account and stopped changing user names,its not about post counts its about adding good content and not pointless digs at people.
    simply me

  4. #4

    Default

    Man who fights with wife all day has no piece at night.

    He who farts in church must sit in own pew.

    Female pilot who flies upside down have crack up.

    Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

  5. #5
    Administrator
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Uk
    Posts
    1,450

    Default

    and my favourite of all time dude,and there is nothing more true than this.
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    simply me


 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •